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The Smith/Neo Recipe Book

Scans of the infamous Smith/Neo recipe zine - these recipe cards were shared at annual meetings of The Inevitabiltiists and later collated into a standalone zine. Click any card to view the original full-size scan.

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Inevitable Union Dark Chocolate and Espresso Cake

Spiced Pear Purpose Pie

Mr Anderson Morning Coffee Cake — “Mr Anderson” Morning Coffee Cake

Agent Smith’s Multiplying Melonballs

The Burly Brawl Bread Basket with Courtyard Cauliflower Soup

You Hear That, Mr Anderson? Crunchy Crispy Peanut Brittle — “You Hear That, Mr Anderson?” Crunchy Crispy Peanut Brittle

Subway Showdown Submarine Sandwiches

Earpiece Fuscilli

Why, Mr Anderson, Why? Coffee Jelly — “Why, Mr Anderson, Why?” Coffee Jelly

Dodge This Devilled Eggs — “Dodge This” Devilled Eggs

Agent Brown’s Bureaucratic Banana Bread

Agent Jones’ Jam Roly-Poly Pudding

Agents Jackson, Johnson and Thompson’s Triple Jam Tart